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Claire. 27. Illustrator and consumer of ethical memes. Commissions: OPEN

genderev:

catalinaawinemixer

digitaldiscipline:

captain-price-unofficially:

“don’t wash your cybertruck in sunlight” how does everything about this shitty car get funnier every single time i see any news about it. it’s the NFT of cars https://t.co/mIooQxIapV  — beer person (@CantEverDie) April 17, 2024ALT
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So the cybertruck is a hyperfragile symbol of excess and stupidity?

Can’t imagine what that’s a metaphor of.

jellybeanium124:

the idea of public restrooms as “women’s spaces” continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it’s a toilet’s space, not a women’s space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let’s all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet’s space.

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

porkue-deactivated20230306:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

BATTLESHIPS:

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NOT BATTLESHIPS:

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JUST BECAUSE A BOAT HAS GUNS ON IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS A BATTLESHIP. KNOW THE DIFFERENCES

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quezify:

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realized i never shared my rot series from beginner’s ceramics 🍊 obviously pretty wonky + some cracking and weird glaze stuff, but i really loved every step of the process <3 hoping i get to do it again sometime

fromthegraveyard:

txttletale:

i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like ‘cock sex cum’ and then there’d be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

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gumuhit:

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

wanderthewood:
“Hebers Ghyll wood, Yorkshire, England by @markwadd
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wanderthewood:

Hebers Ghyll wood, Yorkshire, England by @markwadd

emilybrontcs:

You have to start noticing things. The direction of the rays of sunshine, how it touches and warms your skin; the sway of a leaf in a mild breeze; the simple beauty of the flowers; the strong smell of your morning coffee; the wind in your hair and on your face; the liveliness of the city; the calm of your soul. You have to start noticing this and start living for it.

hustlerose:

librarychair:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

girls with husky voices: bark bark bark

this has been your daily doggirl post. it is now safe to turn off the computer.

Have you heard huskies tho

installing updates… … … 100%

girls with husky voices: AWWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OAWUUUWAUUWAUUWUAWAOU AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOUWUWUOUUUO

feefal:

feefal:

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Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔

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Y’all… this dumb joke I made got viral on twitter and pissed of a LOT of right-wing philosophers and fundamentalists yesterday, it’s actually wild.

These are the types of dudes who cry about leftists getting triggered while they literally froth at the mouth at the sight of a meme drawing

greatmountainfloofsquatch:

hydramaticide:

hydramaticide:

sonnearchive-deactivated2022120:

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Work it grandma

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

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I think you mean, “Work it, GREAT grandma”. And she does!

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talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

This little one acts completely feral unless you make the “mommy greeting kittens” noise at them. When my phone isn’t making them unsure they will come charging to the front of the cage for attention by the second trill.

You can see the body language change in the ears with the first and second trill real well

Showed this video to the speaker doing the intra-cat aggression lecture as she does a lot of stuff with cat behavior, and offered it for her use for to the easy to show changes in body language and she was super excited! *squirms happily*